Friday, June 25, 2010

A conversation between besties.

This is the type of conversation my best friend and I have. We're deep thinkers.

me: Lady.
Sent at 9:28 AM on Friday
jacrudy: what.
Sent at 9:30 AM on Friday
me: Nothing, I just wanted to say Lady.
Though it was a toss up between Lady and WOMAN.
Cause I love calling you WOMAN.
It just makes me feel like we are married in a completely non-lesbian like way.
jacrudy: how can we be married in a non lesbian way?
me: This is JESSIES LAND
anything can happen.
jacrudy: you spelled your name wrong
me: I know.
I also forgot the apostrophy.
and then spelt that word wrong too.
You know what, you have been demoted. You can't be my non-lesbian wife anymore.

Monday, June 21, 2010

Another Sappy Love Song.

Blah blah blah PUKE. I know, but I love it.

I love this song so much. I prefer the Tristan Prettyman version because her voice sounds like angels singing, but it isn't available on youtube SO you get this version.

I have to tell you about my weekend.

I have pictures to share, but right now I am at work. Also, my damn cat kept me up all night meowing and I hope he dies in a fire. Not really. Kind of. Whatever. He's such a fat bastard.

Enjoy the song. And a cupcake, cause cupcakes rock.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010


"Anything, Anything" by Dramarama. The band sang this last night and I fell in love. I've heard it a thousand times before, but sometimes I just fall in love with old songs all over again. :)

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

GaGa Rocks Out With Her Cock Out!

GaGa Rocks Out With Her Cock Out!

This is the version I sang tonight. I loved it. I love her. I love everyone! Viva la Karaoke!

Skillet, cook me an egg.

Getting Over You

Getting over you
Might be the
Hardest thing I do
But I'm a strong girl
And I'll pull through.

You won't even
Shed a tear
You already act
Like you don't
Miss me here.

It won't be long
Till there's someone else
Warming your bed
And it won't be long
Till she's swooning
Over things you've said

And I'll sit back
Watching Idly while
You spin her top
And break her down
Till the love you grow
Burns your house to
The ground

And when you rise
From the ashes
Like you always do
I won't be the same girl
And I won't be waiting
For you.

Monday, June 14, 2010

RIP Jimmy Dean.

RIP Jimmy Dean. Your music is legendary and so is your sausage ;).

You will be missed.

Sunday, June 13, 2010

I Love Skillet.

I am in love with Skillet. So many of their songs are "speaking to my life" right now. Loves it!

Friday, June 11, 2010

The Pierces.

Yep. Obsessed. Love them. KILL, KILL, KILL!!! Also, I love the blonde. Her vocals rock my socks.

Sticks and Stones

I love this song. The video is kinda cool, but to be honest, I am pretty sure it will give me nightmares. I am a pansy :).

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Super Sexy CPR from Super Sexy CPR on Vimeo.

K, this is just funny. Thanks Tom!

Dave and Radha

This website is the greatest website I have ever seen, and I am going to their store/coffee shop/whatever it is for an open mic night, TONIGHT. This will be my first open mic night EVER, so I am pretty excited about this. Then after I humiliate myself to a crowd of strangers I will be doing LIVE BAND KARAOKE at the District, which is essentially the coolest thing ever and you should COME TOO!

OK. Bye.

Oh yea, the website:

Monday, June 7, 2010


I'm feeling very vulnerable
I'm feeling terrified
I need assurance from you
that what we're doing is right

Because I'm scared
that you're using me
and I'm scared
for what I can't see

It still doesn't feel real
to me
the weight of what we have
to face
it frightens me

and when no one supports me
I want to run and hide
because no one knows
how you make me feel inside

So I try to be strong
and I try to be fierce
but my armor is defenseless
and I'm at my worst.

Friday, June 4, 2010

I Would Do Anything for Love.

This has been my favorite song since I was a little girl. Since I first saw it on TV sitting on my Dad's green velvet sofa. I danced around the living room for days screaming it as loud as I could, convinced it was written about me and whatever 5 year old crush I had at the time. <3

It is incredibly fun to sing the female part in Karaoke. FYI.

Also, in case you haven't noticed, it is love song week on this blog. I figure I need to make up for all the break-up, 'my heart is bleeding' posts I have been putting up for the past two or three weeks. :)

Just because my relationship is over doesn't mean love is dead people! :)

Thanks for reading!

All Around Me

I am in love with this song. It makes me want to stand in my underwear while rain streaks down my bedroom window painting a canvas with dramatic green paint. Don't ask me WHERE that came from, because I DON'T have the answer! :)

Crazy Cat Loves Water

How cute is this cat?? He is chasing the water you know what would happen if I tried to put my cat in a bathtub??? He would shit in my mouth while I was sleeping!

Truly Madly Deeply.

I want to learn to play this on my electric guitar. In my underwear.
Possibly while eating the orgasmic bagel I had for breakfast (Multi-grain bagel with cream cheese, sliced tomatoes and lemon pepper).

Also, thank you so much to everyone who has helped me through my break-up. You are all truly amazing people and I am lucky to have you in my life. You will all be happy to hear that Jessi is no longer moping around like a sad puppy. :)
Thank you for lending me strength.


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