Today I have the four hour oral portion of my PhD qualifying exams...kinda nervous...but I totally have a great plan to ensure my success. Here are the key points to the plan:
1) I am going to enter the room to the song, 'The Final Countdown,' release a dead dove from my pocket and tell everyone that for my final act I will make a yacht disappear from the harbor.
2) Anytime I don't know the answer to a question I will just start out by saying, "I don't know...but it's okay," then I will burst out singing, "cause I am tiiiiitaaaaniuuuuuuum!!!!!!"
3) Instead of saying 'um,' I am going to say, 'check it, 1, 2.'
4) Lastly, I am going to wear some giant, fake prescription glasses, and constantly push them up my nose with my finger while making the Steve Urkel face.
I think my plan is straight winning. Thoughts?
Howd it go?
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