life is funny...

I just realized today that I will be in Italy during the one year anniversary of my stroke. That is the best way I can think of to celebrate being alive!!

Zoomba the Lion

Last night I dreamt that I raised a lion cub named Zoomba. She was my best friend and went everywhere with me. Eventually I had to teach her how to be wild as part of a release program, and we were hunting deer together. The deer looked suspiciously like llamas though...anyways. In my dream everything jumped ahead twenty years to when Zoomba had passed on and I was lecturing at a University about human-animal interactions and the relationships we form. Tears welled up in my eyes telling the class about the childhood days I spent with Zoomba and how much I missed and loved her. I have no idea where this dream came from, especially because I am terrified of lions, specifically mountain lions, but Zoomba was an absolute sweet heart and a total cuddle bug. I wish she were real.

I don't even know whats happening.

I had to post this because it is so ridiculous. Congratulations person who made this, you are ridiculfuckinglicious.

Silly boys.

So cute! They aren't gonna think so in ten years though...

Whatevaaaaaa!

Can I have your number?

This is the face I make when...

...I am in the car with my parents. I REPEAT, I AM IN THE CAR WITH MY PARENTS.
On a better note, at the end of this road trip is an awesome sushi dinner.
I win.

The biggest dilemma of the day...

I want a donut. Donuts are not apart of the get skinny for the Tokio Hotel Concert diet.

So I ate at In N' Out Burger instead. Yeah, that was a much healthier choice.
Dang it.
FAIL.

Happy Saint Patricks Day!!

I am in a writing frenzy. I love writing frenzys. Now I just need to LEARN TO PLAY MY DANG GUITAR so I can do more than hum the melodys. :D

(P.S. I included this picture because it has me with the two things I love most, soil and cows.)

I am going to Italy in four weeks! The mother land! Haha!
I am going to go see all that their fine arts have to offer (Leonardo DaVinci anyone?? Heeeeeee!).

I will be in Venice for part of my stay, and I fully plan on riding a gondola, going to this plaza and eating lots of GELATO! YUM!

I am also going to Milan, the fashion capitol of the world. I know NOTHING about fashion. Whatev's. I will be the fat American admiring your shoes!

I can't wait to ride the trolley! I know I can do it here, but I would rather do it in Italy (that's what she said...)!

I also made this card for a friend.

He's having a baby! Babies are my favorite!

Photoshop amazingness woohoo!

So yesterday, out of sheer boredom, I taught myself to use photoshop. YAY! I am no professional, but I did create a whole bunch of blog headers while I was playing around. I even re-designed my little sisters blog! It was so fun!

Here are a few of the things I was playing with:

I love dogs. And cats too, but this is a dog post.

The Reason I have POISON OAK ON MY EYE.

I still love her, but I do wish she would keep her rash-causing oils to herself. :)