Last year my New Year's resolutions were to maintain a constant gym schedule and to learn how to play that guitar thing in my living room. I have successfully completed both goals. *pats self on back*
THIS YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS are: to get laid (KIDDING MOM), find a unicorn (EFF YOU LADY GAGA IT'S MINE!), and to win the lottery. Totally attainable. I pride myself in having realistic resolutions.
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