Me: Seeeeestar. Hi. Call me or I'm gonna punt you to the moon. Ok, kisses!
Wait. Did your status say you put chaps on BACKWARDS?? BAHAHAHA.
Haley: Haha well we already assessed this situation when u texted me at 5 AM U LITTLE SKANK haha(:
Me: Haha weeeeellllllll I decided it was time for you to wake up :)
Haley: UGH i wanted to shank u padowan ahha(:
Me: OMG I love getting shanked! :D
Haley: ha chopsticks against my numchucks. bring it hoy-yo-to. (: haha