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Thursday, August 16, 2012

On Working Out & Falling Off Treadmills

The best advice I was ever given about working out was that it takes 21 days to make something a habit.  For almost my entire post adolescence existence I have longed to be one of those people who goes to the gym on the regular, has a body to show for it, and actually enjoys working out.  Unfortunately, that was never really my thing.  I've always been naturally clumsy, nonathletic, and non-enthusiastic about working out.  I was the typical "buys-a-gym-membership-after-every-New-Years-Eve-girl."  By January 15th of every year I became the typical "I'm-not-using-that-gym-membership-I-bought-girl."  It wasn't until I came to graduate school that I became the "I-go-to-the-gym-everyday-girl."
Around this time I was lamenting about my post 23-year-old weight gain, how I had to actually pay attention to what I ate now, and how much I hated being 30 pounds over weight.  I blamed my lack of a steady gym partner on my inability to keep a gym schedule, because obviously my lack of gumption in this arena was someone else's fault...then a friend suggested I try making myself go to the gym, even if it's just to walk for 10 minutes every day for 21 days.  He told me it takes 21 days to make something a habit.  So for the next 21 days straight, I went to the gym.  Some days I was more determined than others...but I stuck to it for 21 days straight.  To my great surprise...I started liking it.  I hated the idea of NOT going to the gym.   
And that was all it took to get me started...21 days of routine and three years later I am six sizes smaller, 30 pounds lighter, and I'm happier with my body.  Now you don't have to keep going EVERY DAY, find whatever routine works best for you.  Maybe you like three days a week, maybe you like five.  I personally like weight training three days a week, doing indoor climbing or cardio for two to three days a week and then spending the other days walking on the treadmill (I need to go every day to maintain my routine; my "off days" - or the days when I don't actually workout and I rest my body - are the days I go to the gym for ten minutes and walk on a treadmill just to keep myself in the routine).  
Now I'm not saying there weren't other important factors that helped make gym-going a routine for me, for example, I highly suggest you make some gym-music-playlists, find an online website for easy workout routines (youtube is an excellent resource for those "workout moves" you've never heard of, as is a personal trainer if you can afford one), and most importantly, develop a gym crush.  I'm serious.  I know what I am doing here.  The biggest problem I had at the gym was that I didn't actually WANT to be there.  I had to find a reason to keep myself there long enough to finish whatever workout I had planned that day.  That reason turned out to be a six-foot tall blond with a glorious backside.
Let me introduce you to the art of "gym crushing."  First, find yourself on a treadmill, sweating, hating every stride you take, and counting down the minutes to a shower and freedom.  Second, enter barely clothed, tall, muscular, divine piece of man-flesh.  Third, find yourself open-mouthed-gaping and falling off the treadmill.  VOILA PEOPLE, you now have a reason to workout every day!  You're welcome!
Now, there are ground rules for gym crushes...for starters, you must never actually TALK to the gym crush.  No, we don't do that, because if you talk to him, you might find out he's stupid and then lose the attraction and therefore your reason for staying at the gym for those extra thirty minutes...or worse, if you're in a relationship or married talking to a gym crush could lead to indecent and immoral acts.  Instead, you must become a ninja-treadmill-creeper, always casting sidelong glances to check him out without him seeing and hopefully without falling off the treadmill.  Trust me when I say, he will notice you gawking if you fall off the treadmill *shifts uncomfortably*.  
Now, don't go judging me if you're in a relationship.  Just because you're on a diet doesn't mean you can't look at the menu ladies.


Remember the rules, you must never talk to the gym crush!  You don't even know his name!  He is purely there for eye candy purposes only, and if it ever goes further than this, well, you've broken the rules and I can no longer help you.  
Now that you have all the tools you need in your get-fit-arsenal, I release you into the wild!  Go, work those muscles, get the body you've always wanted, and for the love of all that is holy, use the little emergency shut-off clips on the treadmill so you don't fall off while you gawk.  

You're welcome, world.

Disclaimer: I am not a physical trainer, I am merely a decently fit, happy-go-lucky-gal who is passing along some trade secrets from one curvy-gal to another.  You should do what is best for you, and take my advice in stride.  I don't actually know what I am doing, but I hope I've at least made you laugh.  

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Garden benches DIY

I love outdoor grilling, and I love enjoying my tiny patio garden; but more than anything in the world I love watching lightning bugs in the summertime.  I grew up in California where lightning bugs only exist as blinking twinkle lights on the Pirates of the Carribean Disneyland ride in Anaheim.  When I first moved to Kentucky for graduate school, and saw these tiny, magical, blinking wonders in real life, I became that kid who stares out the window waiting for a rainbow to appear on a rainy day.  Just to clarify my retarded metaphor, the rainy day is all year long and the rainbow is firefly season.  
So, needless to say, when I finally moved into an apartment with a patio overlooking an open field full of fireflies, I wanted to spend every possible second I could on the patio (preferably with a glass of wine) watching the fireflies.  Every evening this summer, I have tried to set up my meal plan to include grilling so that every possible second can indeed, be spent outside watching the fireflies (and occasionally burning the burgers).  It became quickly evident that I needed some patio furniture, and it became quickly evident that I am a poor, pathetic graduate student who cannot afford patio furniture ($150 for a wooden bench, are you kidding me Lowe's?).  So I did what any 27-year-old girl would do, I batted my eyelashes at my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to go in halfsies on a patio bench so that we could sit by the grill at twilight with a glass of wine watching fireflies.  It was all going to be so romantic...
As it turns out, my handsome, wonderful, brilliant boyfriend had an even better idea.  He built me a 3 ft and a 6 ft garden bench for the patio using his own wonderful, crafty, manly hands!  Want to know what was even better about our newly dubbed "benches made with love?"  They were "benches made with love that only cost $45 (including paint)!"  

Here is the Do-It-Yourself video we found online (can you hear the universal groan from boyfriends/husbands across the land as their girlfriend/wife clicks the link then bats her eyelashes?).  


Last night we sat on the benches and chatted while he grilled dinner and the dog trampled the ever-loving-life out of my tomatoes.  It was all very bohemian and lovely, and exactly the romantic moment that I originally envisioned.  

(Also, I'm not supposed to tell you this, but when we set them all up and I squealed in appreciation, he told me, "I know they aren't really fancy, but they will always be the benches I built you when we were too poor to buy them in grad school."  Commence swooning ladies, this man is my man and I love him to pieces.)



About Saving Money on Groceries...

I had an epiphany at the grocery store yesterday.  This epiphany was the product of many years of painful grocery shopping experiences from my early college days when I would wander aimlessly through the aisles picking up things like pickled pork feet and wondering how I would survive.  It was rough man, it was rough...those were the days before I learned how to cook, the days before my butt started sagging, the days when I could eat three happy meals without physically watching the cellulite appear on my bum...


Anyways, the epiphany stemmed from a conversation between me and my boyfriend.  Since we're both on a graduate student budget (roughly $1000/mo) my boyfriend and I have become amazingly good at grocery shopping for gourmet dinners for less than $5.  We were discussing what a drastic cut our food budget has taken since we started shopping together 6 months ago when he said, "It's amazing how much money I've saved since I stopped shopping for what I wanted."

That's it, I thought, the key to saving money at the store isn't just shopping for deals, the key is not buying what you want.  That was it.  That was my grand epiphany.

Let's rewind back to my early college days, back to before I met prince charming, started a garden, knew how to separate my laundry by colors and thus wore a lot of slightly-pink-wannabe-white-shirts.  I was she-who-lived-off-of-easy-mac-and-peanut-butter-jelly-sandwiches.  Yes.  I was the girl who went to the store and bought $50 worth of lean cuisines.   Did I mention I was single?

Anyways, back in those days (when you walked uphill both ways in the rain to your car then drove to school and had to park a whopping 200 yards from class and still complained about it), I was actually quite envious of all the girls I knew who could cook, bake, and do domestic things.  So I started looking over my roommates shoulders when they made dinner.  I also tried reading their cookbooks, but my five-year-old mentality swept past the page long recipes and stared at the pictures instead.  This was not helpful.  Eventually, the interwebs started buzzing with food blogs.  I stumbled upon Ree Drummond, otherwise known as The Pioneer Woman, and became enthralled with her recipes and the easy cook-by-picture-steps she posted (she's amazing, go to her blog, or buy her cookbook if you haven't already).  I even watched Youtube videos...

In a nutshell, I learned to fry an egg and make some cakes.  I was a poster child for those "nailed-it" comics that have popularized Pinterest.

My blossoming culinary skills (and 20 lb. college weight gain) lead me to a startling realization - I really wanted to eat healthy and enjoy my meals, I also wanted to be that girl who had people over for dinner and wowed them with her culinary originality.  Mostly, I wanted a boyfriend who bragged about my cooking during lunch with the boys.  The problem was that not only did I not know how to fry an egg, I also knew nothing about planning meals, and I was on a college budget.  Around this time, my teeny, tiny, firecracker of a grandmother took me grocery shopping and showed me most of the ropes.  She was in a wheel chair at the time and refused to let me help her get through the store despite only having the use of one arm at the time - and to make things even better - we ran into my old high school crush there, whom she loudly pointed out.  I adore her for these type of memories, but also because she taught me how to find deals and she taught me how to cook a few staple meals.  Thank god for my grandmother, because up until that point all I had mastered was one of my roommates salads (thank you Leoma!), sandwiches, boxed meals, and the drive-thru at McDonalds.  

So I started trying to cook and budget for groceries.  I basically lived off of the three recipes my grandmother showed me, only they were drier, more-burnt versions.  That obviously got old, so I started trying to branch out.  My one triumphant culinary moment during this time period was when I made the grilled onion and blue cheese cream sauce drizzled over a steak recipe that I found on The Pioneer Woman's food blog.  That recipe post also taught me how to properly cut an onion.  


I started planning these extravagant recipes that I found online, and they would usually cost $20-40 each in ingredients.  I didn't really have the money to shop like that, so I would teeter-totter between eating like a king and eating rice with canned vegetables.  Sometimes I would just go to the grocery store without any thought in mind about what to buy and come home with $180 worth of random ingredients, no plan, and no culinary skills to execute any recipes.  I once made squash, tomatoes, and salted peanuts mixed with terryaki sauce in an attempt to make stir fry.  It was terrible.  Did I mention I was still single?


Gradually, however, I started learning how to budget for groceries and to cook a few "staple" meals.  I even had a few boyfriends, cooked for some of them, and bribed them to brag to their friends about it.  I finished college with two degrees and went to work in Southern California, where I lived with a wonderful woman named Lisa.  Lisa taught me how to incorporate healthier ingredients into my recipes.  About when I started shedding a bit of the weight I gained in college, I decided to go back for my Ph.D., to voluntarily live on less than $18,000 a year before taxes, and to re-open the chapter of my life where I try to eat healthy, gourmet meals on a $100/month meal plan.

I'm what you might call an over-achiever.

So, I moved 2,600 miles from home, cut my budget in half, and continued trying to live a healthy lifestyle.  I developed some great recipes, found some even better ones (Pinterest and Ree Drummond, I love you), grew into myself, met my prince charming, and LEARNED THE ART OF GROCERY SHOPPING ON A BUDGET.  Now, after much ado, I would like to share with you some of that "art."

Let me explain.  When I plan a meal, I have a very rough outline.  Every meal has three components and takes about 30-45 minutes to make (including bake time):

(a) A source of protein...this can be satisfied by BBQ-ing or baking chicken I got on sale, pork I got on sale, hamburgers I got on sale, ribs I got on sale, or any form of meat that I got on sale.  The key words here are protein and on sale.  Every type of meat I buy will be either (regardless of whether it comes pre-seasoned - I love these types) baked or grilled by me or my boyfriend: Prior to baking, I bread them by dipping the meat in whipped raw eggs, then dip the meat into a bowl of italian bread crumbs followed by a sprinkling of Susie-Q's Seasoning.  To BBQ them, the meat is marinated for 5-10 minutes in store bought BBQ sauce then grilled.
Side note: For chicken legs/breasts I usually bake them at 350 F for 20 minutes on each side.  I oil a sheet of aluminum foil placed on a cookie sheet, place the breaded and seasoned chicken there, then plop it in the oven.  It's done if you cut one open and it's not pink in the center.  For steaks, I broil them for 15 minutes each side or until you see the blood pooling on top (this means it's likely medium rare).  For pork steaks I broil/bake 15-20 minutes each side or until it's no longer pink in the middle.  Pork medallions only cook for 10-20 minutes total or until it's no longer pink in the middle.  **ALL COOKING TIMES WILL VARY BY OVEN AND SIZE OF THE MEAT CUT, THESE ARE JUST GENERAL RULES OF THUMB THAT I USE, SO PLEASE BE CAREFUL**


(b) A source of vegetables...these can be fresh or packs of frozen vegetables that I again, got on sale (are you seeing a pattern yet?).  I look through the produce section of the supermarket first for "manager's special" labels.  This means that you have to use the vegetables within two days of buying them, or you can cut them up, shove them in Tupperware, and freeze them until you want them.  What I have noticed is that during the summer there are more manager's specials on fresh produce and during the winter there are more sales (not manager's specials) on frozen produce.  My boyfriend never knows if I will be coming home with a 5 lb. bag of frozen mixed veggies (they had a $5 sale once, and I bought three 5 lb. bags only to realize they wouldn't fit in the refrigerator...oops), or if I will be coming home with six corn husks (There is a six for $2 sale right now at Kroger, so, go, run, fast! Get the corn!), a manager's special bag of mixed greens (which I boiled and combined with oregano, rosemary, and a can of stewed tomatoes), or a handful of squash.  The only thing he knows is that I always buy a bag of onions, cause onions are cheap and they add flavor to everything.  Side note: if you are REALLY poor, like, for example, you had to buy your flights home for Christmas and spent 90% of your monthly income already and have like $10 left for food, cut a cross-shaped notch on the top of two onions, shove butter and a bouillon cube in the notch, wrap it in tin foil, then bake or BBQ for 30-40 minutes, it's a great side dish and it's cheap, cheap, cheap!).

(c) Bread/Grains/Cheap-Filler-Component...this can be a $0.49 box of macaroni, a $1 packet of 90 second in the microwave rice, or a $0.10 bag of rice that you flavor with broth/seasonings/whatever-you-want, a baked potato with butter and sea salt, or my personal favorite, a bagette/piece-of-bread/biscuit with butter, rosemary and garlic (I buy the giant jar of minced garlic because it lasts forever).  If you want to get fancy bake it with some cheese on top or shoved in the middle.  Again, I look for whatever is on sale.

For example, yesterday we went shopping and they had $0.99/lb. chicken on sale (roughly $2 a pack), so we bought five packs (which will easily feed the two of us for at least 7 dinners or 3 dinners and 4 lunches of leftovers).  I know I can either marinade them in BBQ sauce, or bread them and bake them.  I can also freeze them for use later on in the month/coming months.  **Side note: to defrost meat, put them in the refrigerator for two days prior to cooking, do not defrost meat in the sink at room temperature!!**
The boyfriend found two packs of steaks on sale for $3 each in the manager's special bin.  Those will be BBQ'd or baked, both using his awesome-one-of-a-kind marinade.  You can also use Susie Q's seasoning or BBQ Sauce instead.
I found an entire rotisserie chicken on sale for a total of $4 (beer can chicken anyone).
We also bought some ground meat, and a pack of salmon filets which were on sale for $3 each.
In the vegetable department I found 6 corn husks for $2 total.  I can boil them or BBQ them.
They had a manager's special on zuchinnis and yellow crook neck squash.  I bought a bag with 4 of each kind of vegetable for a total of $3.  In the frozen food section they had broccoli spears and spinach packs on sale for $0.89 each, so I bought some of those too.
For lunches we found peaches on sale for $0.99/lb., and bananas on sale for $0.55/lb.

Now, not everything we need is always on sale, but we generally buy the store brand/cheapest option in most cases.  We do have a few things that we splurge on because of a preference for brand, but if you're saving money on 90% of your grocery bill, I don't see the harm in a few splurges if it's worth the quality.  Some of our staples are: milk, butter, potatoes, white onions, lunch meat, swiss cheese, pesto, alfredo sauce, vodka spaghetti sauce, eggs, BBQ sauce, italian bread crumbs, cereal, as well as applesauce packets, bagged baby carrots, and packaged crackers for lunches.  I have an herb garden to supplement our meals with rosemary, oregano, basil, and mint.  I have been TRYING to grow tomatoes, but some bastardly black bugs are making this impossible, so I also have to buy tomatoes on occasion, but if the recipe allows it, I buy canned tomatoes cause they are so cheap.  I've been trying to replace pasta with spaghetti squash, but that's kind of expensive so it doesn't happen very often.  I also splurge and buy ground lamb instead of ground beef when I can.

That is our general list, and it generally costs us no more than $80-90 in total ($40-45 each) every two weeks.  We use the left overs from each meal to take for lunches.  Once every two months our bill will be $100-200 if we have to buy cleaning supplies, toiletries, household things, spices, olive oil, etc. etc.  You get the gist.  The main bulk of our grocery shopping however, is the protein, vegetable, bread and fruits, which we buy as cheap as possible.  We go grocery shopping every 2 weeks (on or around pay day) and rarely spend more than $40 each.


I learned a long time ago that if you cook tasty, healthy meals and you plate them in pretty ways, you save a lot of money because you are less likely to go out and buy dinner (which can be $20-100 for two people each time).  Also, never, I MEAN NEVER, grocery shop by going aisle by aisle, or go to the store hungry.      The pain and suffering your bank account and kitchen cupboards will endure is NOT WORTH IT.  That is a recipe for impulse buying that will only lead to massive grocery bills and piece-meal ingredients.  My mom does this A LOT, which explains why she has an abundance of canned pumpkin, saltine crackers and canned oysters.  None of these can be combined in a good way.  Trust me, we've tried.


How do you save money on groceries?

Monday, June 25, 2012

Josie's Restaurant is AMAZING.

You have to go to Josie's in Lexington, KY. There's always a giant line around the building and a 40 minute wait, but trust me when I say it's worth it!!!

Thursday, March 24, 2011

For my siblings.

God, I miss you so damn much

I can’t find the words to say

But I know I would do anything

If I could just be with you all today,

They tell me to rope the moon

And I always find a way,

But it doesn’t matter what I accomplish

When my family is a million miles away.


Dearest siblings,

I just want you to know,

That there is nothing more in this world

Than the love for you I’ve grown.

There is no surpassing it,

There’s no way to quantify,

Just know that my love comes

In an endless supply.


All I know is my heart swells so wide

When I think of the years that are passing us by

I remember watching you both grow

So I’m writing you this poem

So that you’ll always know,

That even though I’m 2300 miles away

I think of you every minute of every single day

And every second that I am gone,

Is another second far too long.

When you were the hills, I was the music
Our love was the wind through the grass
It was always meant as temporary,
Nothing complicated or meant to last.

And here I am, at a bluff over looking the ocean
Staring down at our changing paths
I see my footsteps cemented in time
While yours are fading so fast.

Time might wash away the present
But the salty corrosion of us will last
As a distant wind carries your influence
I must accept the growth and stop dwelling on the past.
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Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Sugar Cookie Recipe, revised for the betterment of mankind.

THIS is how you make friends:








I revised my sugar cookie recipe. :D

1 C. Sugar
1 C. Butter
3 Tblsp. Milk
1 Tblsp. Vanilla
1 egg
3 C. Flour
1 1/2 Tsp. Baking Powder
1/2 Tsp. Salt

In a bowl (I prefer a mixer cause I am lazy) mix 1 cup of sugar, 1 cup of room temperature butter (I use salted butter because I like to shake it up), 3 tablespoons of milk, 1 tablespoon of vanilla (I love the nilla), and 1 egg and MIX!
Ok, once that is all blended now you need to add three cups of flour into the dough, then add 1 1/2 teaspoons of baking powder and 1/2 teaspoon of salt.

Mix well then put in the fridge for an hour. Once it is good and cold you can cut it into shapes or roll it into balls. I made semi small cookies. A really fun way of preparing them is to roll them into a loaf in parchment paper and then cut them into cookie sized slices before you bake them. Makes em look like the Pillsbury cookies. When I do this I roll the roll in sugar before I refrigerate it. :D I have made them without refrigerating them, but to be honest they always taste better when I do refrigerate them. Not sure what that cooling does, but it works wonders on the taste. When I take em out I bake them at 400 degrees for seven minutes. They won't look done, but the secret to making them AMAZING is to barely bake them then pull em off the cookie sheet (carefully cause they are still kinda gooey) then let em sit and trust me, they will harden up just enough to look and taste cooked.

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Nutella tea!

This morning I was eating Nutella mousse and drinking my Celebrate tea from Fall Creek Fibers...and then I had an idea. What if I put the mousse in my tea like whipped cream?

Yes, yes I did.

This is probably the best idea I've ever had.


Recipe:

Celebrate tea
Boiling water
Three spoonfuls of nutella mousse
One spoonful of honey
One dash of milk


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Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Nutella is crack.

This is me NOT eating nutella mousse instead of studying for my environmental chemistry test tomorrow. I'm sure this mousse will somehow help me derive the correct answers...cause NUTELLA is always the answer. Or was that 42? Anyways...
For the win folks, for the win.

Can't. Stop. Eating. Nutella.


Nutella Mousse Recipe:
1 cup heavy whipping cream (super healthy, it's an important source of calcium, think healthy bones people!)
1 Large Spoonful of Nutella (Nutella counts as a serving of vegetables in my book)
1 Large squeeze of chocolate syrup

Blend ingredients in a blender or with a hand held mixer until it forms a thick cool whip-like texture. I use a Magic Bullet cause they're the freaking shizznizzle, if you don't have one YOU ARE SO UNCOOL and need to go buy one right now. Then make the mousse. ALWAYS make the mousse.

It's so nummy in my tummy right now. *Sigh*

A gaggle of geese, not to be confused with Google.

This picture was part of the front page news story (click here for the source link) this morning and I thought it was super adorable. I just had to share.

Monday, February 7, 2011

I just shoved a beer can up a chicken's ass.


Yes, you read the title correctly. I just finished shoving a beer can up a chicken's ass. In my kitchen we make beer can chicken. Well...now we do. I was actually a virgin chicken roaster before these shinanegans...




Meet my friend Harold the chicken. Harold and I both enjoy beer very much, so we decided to join forces after reading about this recipe.

I figure we can both win in this scenario: one beer for Harold, one beer for me...this is how the best recipes are born people. Or maybe this is how one gets hangovers. IDK, ask me tomorrow.

ANYWAYS, the moral of the story is, I took Harold, violated him with a can of Michelob Ultra, threw in 6 cloves of garlic, rubbed him down with butter and thyme and shoved his darling little ass in the oven. Again I remind you this is where you can find the original recipe. I baked Harold for 2 hours at 425 degrees. Might I add that you need to know the weight of your chicken to determine the cooking time? Yeah, apparently this is important. If you don't pay attention to this then you have to dig through the garbage to find the stupid wrapper telling you how much it weighed in the first place so you can figure out your cooking time (20 minutes per pound). Not that I did that...cause being a virgin chicken roaster I knew to look at this in advance. *Shifty eyes*

Even after that I still pulled Harold out of the oven and ask him if he is done.


No response. Well then, 20 minutes per pound it is...


Did I forget to mention that the veggies at the bottom of the dish need a can of beer as well? What could go better with beer can chicken than beer swathed veggies? Everyone wins!



Yes, that is wine in a tea cup. I'm a college student, we're not known for our level of sophistication until we graduate and have to start paying back our college loans.

The wine complimented the beer quite nicely, just in case you were wondering.

Friday, June 4, 2010

All Around Me




I am in love with this song. It makes me want to stand in my underwear while rain streaks down my bedroom window painting a canvas with dramatic green paint. Don't ask me WHERE that came from, because I DON'T have the answer! :)