You were a beautiful distraction
sent to take me away from the pain
to give me strength
so I could walk away

There’s something better
on the horizon though I can’t see
I know fate has
better plans for me

He was beautiful
and possibly the hardest thing to leave
but I had to look to the future
and I had to believe
because I knew it wasn’t meant to be
and I had to escape but it was difficult for me
because I loved him more than my next breath
and now that he’s gone that’s all that’s left
but in time I know I will find
why fate has kept me so blind.

I want the butterflies
and I want the rush
I want to stare at my feet
when your compliments make me blush

I have always been a little selfish
and I like to be the center of attention
When we first meet, these
are the faults that I won’t mention

I’m still searching for someone
I’m still searching for the rush
of a passionate late night kiss
cause I’m looking for a crush

I know why the caged bird sings
so lift me up on an angels wings
let’s get crazy tonight
and do things that aren’t right

I’m lonely and I’m confused
just looking for my somebody
cause no one wants to be used

I’m still searching for someone
I’m still searching for the rush
of a passionate late night kiss
cause I’m looking for a crush

I want the butterflies
and I want the rush
I want to stare at my feet
when your compliments make me blush

I’m still searching for someone
I’m still searching for the rush
of a passionate late night kiss
cause I’m looking for a crush

I’m still searching for someone
I’m still searching for the rush
of a passionate late night kiss
cause I’m looking for a crush

Monday. *slaps forehead*

I went on a real date tonight
And on the outside everything was right
But what was missing, what was off
Was that it wasn’t you.

It wasn’t you laughing at the table
Over whatever I had said
It wasn’t you kissing me
Or nudging my cheek with your head

It wasn’t you in the garden
With the rain pouring down
And when I get lost in my feelings
For you, I feel like I might drown

What if I never forget your face again
or know the way I would admire
your passion, your touch
your ever present desire

It’s like every time I close my eyes
I remember, I remember everything
About us, about you and how you make me feel
I really thought we had something,
Something real.

I guess when you commit yourself
You really can’t let go
And though I know that you’ve moved on
I just want you to know

That when I kissed him,
I thought of me and you,
So tell me when you’re with her
Does this happen to you?

Let it rest.

I gave you everything
But it was never enough
To make you love me.

You weren’t ready
And I wish that I had seen
That we were just too young
And you were just too green.

Cause when I saw you
I knew that I was done
From the moment that you kissed me
You were the one

You haunt me like a ghost
I’m stuck in a wasteland
Of crowded midnight dreams
Where girls in love are terrorized
You can hear the agony in their screams

No one can save me but myself
And I’m dying to break free
But as long as I let myself dream of you
You’ll just continue haunting me
I’m trying so very hard to let you go
So I’m writing you this song
In the hopes my heart will know
That I’ve been pining for too long,
And this love was just a lie
A fabricated dream I weaved
And I wish I could let it die.

College

Just another beautiful night
Drinking with close friends
Don’t you wish your roaring twenties
Would never end?

Lets toast to the good times
And laugh about the bad
Cause you grow and learn
From the experiences you’ve had

College is about experimenting
And drinking till you puke
And dating too many asshole men
That you have to rebuke

So laugh about the amazing
And cry through the bad
Because in twenty years when you look back
This will be the best you ever had.

In the woods
There’s a quiet
That settles my soul
Soothes the unruly
Makes me feel whole

I can hear it in
The rustle of the leaves
As they send shivers down
My spine
And whispers through
The trees

And as the clay
Takes me into
Its soft warm hands
I am welcomed
By the flowing water
Over ancient
Lands.

I love the giddiness
of a new born crush
and the shaky nervous feeling
when everything is rushed

So I smile at my feet
when we’re walking in the conservatory
and you kiss me in the rain
I just can’t wait to tell everyone this story

Then you hum me the tune
of your favorite Paul Simon song
I die because it’s so adorable
and I just want to sing along

For a first date
I feel like I’ve already known you forever
and I love the happiness that overtakes me
whenever we’re together

So here’s to the Hockey game
I can’t wait for Friday night
I can’t wait to see you again
cause you seem like Mr. Right.

You can thank IMDb

The Rules of Wedding Crashing:
Rule #1: Never leave a fellow Crasher behind. Crashers take care of their own.
Rule #2: Never use your real name.
Rule #3: When crashing an Indian wedding, identify yourself as a well-known immigrant officer or a county lawyer.
Rule #4: No one goes home alone.
Rule #5: Never let a girl come between you and a fellow crasher.
Rule #6: Do not sit in the corner and sulk. It draws attention in a negative way. Draw attention to yourself, but on your own terms.
Rule #7: Blend in by standing out.
Rule #8: Be the life of the party.
Rule #9: Whatever it takes to get in, get in.
Rule #10: Invitations are for pussies.
Rule #11: Sensitive is good.
Rule #12: When it stops being fun, break something.
Rule #13: Bridesmaids are desperate: console them.
Rule #14: You're a distant relative of a dead cousin.
Rule #15: Fight the urge to tell the truth.
Rule #16: Always have an up-to-date family tree.
Rule #17: Every female wedding guest deserves a wedding night.
Rule #18: You love animals and children.
Rule #19: Toast in the native language if you know the native language and have practiced the toast. Do not wing it.
Rule #20: The older the better, the younger the better (see Rule below)
Rule #21: Definitely make sure she's 18.
Rule #22: You have a wedding and a reception to seal the deal. Period. No overtime.
Rule #23: There's nothing wrong with having seconds. Provided there's enough women to go around.
Rule #24: If you get outed, leave calmly. Do not run.
Rule #25: You understand she heard that, but that's not what you meant.
Rule #26: Of course you love her.
Rule #27: Don't over drink. The machinery must work in order to close.
Rule #28: Make sure there's an open bar.
Rule #29: Always be a team player. Everyone needs a little help now and again.
Rule #30: Know the play-book so you can call an audible.
Rule #31: If you call an audible, always make sure your fellow Crashers know.
Rule #32: Don't commit to a relative unless you're absolutely sure that they have a pulse.
Rule #33: Never go back to your place.
Rule #34: Be gone by sunrise.
Rule #35: Breakfast is for closers.
Rule #36: Your favorite movie is "The English Patient".
Rule #37: At the reception, one hard drink or two beers max. A drunk crasher is a sloppy crasher.
Rule #38: Girls in hats tend to be proper and rarely give it up.
Rule #39: The way to a woman's bed is through the dance floor.
Rule #40: Dance with old folks and the kids. The girls will think you're "sweet."
Rule #41: Never hit on the bride; it's a one way ticket to the pavement.
Rule #42: Try not to break anything, unless you're not having fun.
Rule #43: At the service, sit in the fifth row. It's close enough to wedding party to seem like you're an invited guest. Never sit in the back. The back row just smells like crashing.
Rule #44: Create an air of mystery that involves some painful experience when interacting with the girl you're after, but don't talk about it.
Rule #45: Always remember your fake name! Rehearse it in advance and make sure you know your fellow Crasher's code-name as well!
Rule #46: The Rules of Wedding Crashing are sacred. Don't sully them by "improvising."
Rule #47: You forgot your invitation in your rush to get to the church.
Rule #48: Make sure all the single women at the wedding know you're there because you've just suffered either a terrible breakup or the death of your fiancée.
Rule #49: Always work into the conversation: "Yeah, I have tons of money. But how does one buy happiness?"
Rule #50: Be pensive! It draws out the "healer" in women.
Rule #51: Always pull out in time.
Rule #52: Tell any woman you're interested in that you'd love to stay put, but you promised to help out at the homeless shelter today.
Rule #53: It's time to put your Drama Lessons in practice! Get choked up during the service. The girls will think you're "sensitive". Bring a slice of onion or artificial tears if necessary.
Rule #54: Avoid virgins. They're too clingy.
Rule #55: If pressed, tell people you're related to Uncle John. Everyone has an Uncle John.
Rule #56: Don't fixate on one woman. ALWAYS have a back-up.
Rule #57: When seeing a rival Crasher, do not interact. Merely acknowledge each other with a tug on the earlobe and gracefully move on.
Rule #58: The Ferrari's in the shop.
Rule #59: If two rival crashers pick the same girl, the crasher with the least seniority will respectfully yield.
Rule #60: No "chicken dancing." No exceptions.
Rule #61: When crashing out of state, request permission from the local Wedding Crasher chapter.
Rule #62: No more than two weddings a weekend; more and your game gets sloppy. You'll also attract unwanted notice.
Rule #63: Bring an extra umbrella when it rains. Courtesy opens more legs than charm.
Rule #64: Always save room for cake.
Rule #65: When your crash partner fails, you fail. No man is an island.
Rule #66: Smile! You're having the time of your life.
Rule #67: Mix it up a little. You can't always be the man with the haunted past.
Rule #68: Dance with the Bride's grandmother.
Rule #69: No sex on the altar. Confessionals, okay. Chair lofts, better.
Rule #70: Two shutouts in a row? It's time to take a week off. Ask yourself: what is it that is getting in the way of my happiness?
Rule #71: Research, research, research the wedding party. And when you are done researching, research some more.
Rule #72: Studies have shown that women have a more developed sense of smell. Breath mints: small cost, big yield.
Rule #73: Keep interactions with the parents of the bride and groom to a minimum.
Rule #74: In case of emergency, refer to the rulebook.
Rule #75: Do NOT sing at the reception.
Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.
Rule #77: Carry extra protection at ALL times.
Rule #78: The unmarried female rabbi: is she fair game? Of course she is.
Rule #79: The tables furthest from the kitchen always get served first.
Rule #80: Stop, look, listen. At weddings. In life.
Rule #81: Occasionally bring a gift. You're getting sex without having to buy dinner, so you can afford a blender.
Rule #82: Always think ahead, but always stay in the moment. Reconcile this paradox and you'll not only get the girl, you might also get peace of mind.
Rule #83: Don't let the ring bearer bum your smokes. His parents may start to ask questions.
Rule #84: Stay clear of the wedding planner. They may recognize you and start to wonder.
Rule #85: Don't use the "I have two months to live" bit; not cool, not effective.
Rule #86: Shoes say a lot about the man.
Rule #87: Always choose large weddings. More choice. Easier to blend.
Rule #88: You're from out of town. ALWAYS.
Rule #89: Know something about the place you say you are from, whether it's another US state or another country. Texas is too played-out. For some reason, England, Germany, or even New Hampshire seem to work. Master the accents convincingly, and you've nailed them!
Rule #90: Of course you dream of one day having children.
Rule #91: Never dance to "What I Like About You." It's long past time to let that song go. Someone will request it at every wedding. Don't dance to it. No matter how hot the girl.
Rule #92: Tell the bride's friends and family that you are family of the groom and visa-versa.
Rule #93: Only take one car. You never know when you'll need to make a fast escape.
Rule #94: Deep down, most people hate themselves. This knowledge is the key to most bedroom doors.
Rule #95: Try not to show off on the dance floor. This means you Jeremy.
Rule #96: Etiquette isn't old-fashioned, it's sexy.
Rule #97: Catholic weddings - the classic dilemma: painfully long ceremony, horny girls.
Rule #98: The newspaper Wedding Announcements are your racing form. Choose carefully.
Rule #99: Be judicious with cologne. Citrus tones are best.
Rule #100: Save the tuxes for "the big show" only.
Rule #101: Avoid women who were psychology majors in college. There is no kind of woman more clingy and persistent than a psychologist investigating your story later on.
Rule #102: No periwinkle colored ties, please.
Rule #103: Always have an early "appointment" the next morning.
Rule #104: Be well groomed and well-mannered.
Rule #105: Never cockblock a fellow Crasher. Cockblocking an invited guest is okay.
Rule #106: Eat plentiful, digest your food. You'll need the energy later.
Rule #107: Know when to abandon ship if it ain't floating.
Rule #108: Know your swing and salsa dancing. Girls love to get twisted around.
Rule #109: Always carry an assortment of place cards to match any wedding design.
Rule #110: Make sure your magic trick and balloon animal skills are not rusty. If the kids love it, the girls will too.
Rule #111: Never have sex with bride or groom's mother, even if she is the hottest bombshell at the wedding. Just control yourself.
Rule #112: Have FUN! It's why you're there!
Rule #113: Don't look for opportunities; make them.
Rule #114: 3-4 months to wedding crash - funerals are year round!
Rule #115: Never walk away from a crasher in a funny jacket. (The rule that Jeremy makes up to insult John).

All credit goes to IMDb for this information, I just re-organized it for legibility.

OH EM GIIIZZZLLLE!

I love this girls new album, and this is DEFINITELY my favorite song!




The girl is BRILLIANT. BRILLIANT!!!!