Once upon a time a lovely couple embarked on a road trip to San Luis Obispo, CA for a graduation ceremony.
They took their dog, who loves road trips. AHEM. I said...
Nevermind.
Eventually, the man went crazy because his girlfriend kept asking that timeless question...
Are we there YET?
Once they were there...they went to a delicious dinner with friends.
This is Lisa. I made her take this picture so I would have proof that I do in fact have friends. See, I told you.
I never said they were normal.
Then, as if all the Saki bombs we drank weren't enough, I went to a wine and cheese party afterwards...and then I went to the bars...and then I slept for a really long time...
Except I eventually had to coordinate my family for the main event - MY GRADUATION!
I got my Masters degree.
WOOT!
Turns out, if you get there early enough you are first in line to graduate. Everyone in the audience probably thinks I am head of the class, highest GPA or maybe even the valedictorian.
Hahaa, haahahaaaaa.
I fooled them. I was still drunk from the night before. HAHAHAH!
I win.
The ladies on either side of me are the two greatest people on the planet and I don't know what I would do without them. Honestly.
Or maybe they wouldn't know what to do without me...or with me...or whatever.
