Today is...

Rain...fog and hydroplaning on my way home (I am totally okay, luckily I was going slow and there was no oncoming traffic)...mint chocolate tea and a warm fire.

This song never gets old to me, ever:

Today is this song.

In other news...

Have I ever told you how much I love turkeys? I do. I LOVE TURKEYS!!! They are so funny to watch. When I lived in central California I lived in a remote area and every morning there was a huge band of turkeys in my yard. I thought it was so funny how they would strut around slowly with the males all fluffed out. It just cracked me up that they would slowly stalk around the females with their feathers all done up...it was like they were saying, "AND let it be known to all that these are my womenz..."

Lol. I love them!

Did you know that there are PYGMY SEAHORSES??????

The males headbutt each other to assert dominance. Baaaaahahahah. So cute!!!

I LOVE HIS NEW HAIR!!!!!

I have a serious fetish with this boys hair.

Well done sir. Well done.

Now take off your pants!

I kid, I kid...kind of. Hey, he is old enough! Don't judge me Ms. Rack Booty I know you are...


In all honesty I love his man whoring brother more. Cept' he's a man whore and that's a serious turn off..ugh.

Guess my hot sexy-wonderful-boyfriend will have to do ;-)

Excellent.

New Love:

Meet Lady Hawke. She is absolutely bat shit crazy - and I love it!!

Hellooooooooooooo beeeeaaaauuuutiful.


Meet my new lover.

The Perfect Recipe

Ingredients:
1 Windy Day
1 cup of French Breakfast Loose Leaf Tea w/ Avocado Honey
Ladyhawke "Magic" playing in the background
1 Awesome Eclectic Rock n' Roll Outfit
4 chickens and a rooster on your porch

Directions: Mix gently, add to a bowl of cottage cheese and wear silly socks.




Congratulations, you have made a "Day In The Life Of Jessi."

I have problems. Let that be known. Now that it's out in the clear you can read the rest of this post. Sometimes (okay-all the time) I like to make conversations for animals...or I pretend to know what they are thinking and vocalize it in funny voices. Yep...I'm a nut. You can't steal my acorn hat either. So here they are: (pics from google images of "chickens")

Theze be mi womenz.


The women lub the hair. It's the hair man. Get's em' every time.

It was then that I told my mom my true dream was to become a porn star.

Bitch thought I was a mop.

Nope. I still can't see you. OH wait, no, no I still can't.

Okay, for real's this time...I am going to write my thesis now. Really.

O hai! Haf I told you lately dat I lub u??

Why I love her.

I left the following comment on my best friends blog today, and I loved it so much that I decided to share it with everyone:

"I've come to realize how much I love your influence on me. For example, I bought a flannel shirt. I get excited over earthy pottery, I've environmentally aware and -GASP- I am excited for Fall. I found myself looking at fall decorations today - AND WANTING THEM. I almost bought pumpkin flavored smear for a pumpkin flavored bagel, but alas, I needed my dependable blueberry bagel and smear. Haha. Smear. SMEAR SMEAR SMEAR. Sorry. Anyways...somethings will never change, but I love the parts of me that do :D:D.

Wish my phone wasn't dead so I could send you a pic of my outfit: black and gray plaid tights, red dress, red and black flannel shirt, awesome gladiator like belt, and my hair is in messy pigtails.

I am such a rock goddess who eats tomato sandwiches on potato pepper bagels.

Miss you more than butter!"


So "Miss Rack Booty" I just wanted to let you know how much you mean-eth to me-eth by making you-eth this blog post-eth. :D:D:D:D